Good news, the season finale is airing tonight, following a "Jersey Shore" reunion. Tonight is the last night you will ever have to endure this obnoxious, but truthful show of smugness. Psych! "The Jersey Shore 2" is in the works, but instead of following, Snooki and "The Situation", they will be following now retired NJ govenor, John Corzine, showing him being reckless having affairs, and riding around in Cadillac s without a seat belt.
Pictures of Tiger Woods in his sex rehab came out, despite his addiction to erotic rough gatherings, the title of the clinic is "Gentile Gatherings". Tiger, no more the ferocious tiger in the sack, more so a "gentile" little kitty cat.
Survivor contestant, Jennifer Lyon, died of stage 3 breast cancer, survivor she was not.
An 83 year old man, beat a 99 year old man, 2 months shy of 100, with a metal tool, and threatened to cut off his balls. I think after reading that, I need a hip replacement.
Fifty- Haitian orphan children arrived in Pittsburg, PA on tuesday. Jay-Z is planning on calibrating with them on "It's a Hard Knock Life- Part 2". No one cares for you a smidge, when you're in an orphanage.... certainly not the case here.
A tribute to Micheal Jackson at this year's, Grammy's, is a 3-D performance. Watching him moonwalk is fantastic, now if he could walk on me, that would be even better.
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