Friday, January 22, 2010

Conversation with Mother



PHONE TALK WITH MARY
AMY JANS

AMY calls her MOTHER (Mary Jans) after seeing a total of seven missed phone calls.

ME
Hello?

MOTHER
Hold on, washing the dogs feet off.

ME
What?

MOTHER
Well there's a dog swine flu going round so i don't want her to catch it.


FATHER (Edward Jans) picks up a spare telephone at the Jans' residence.

FATHER
Hello?

ME
Hi.

FATHER
Your mother's washing the dog's feet off.

ME
I know (laughs).

MOTHER
Well I don't want her to catch the swine flu. Here, say hi to Molly (the dog).

Mother puts telephone near dog's ear.

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