Taxpayer's pay for: "How to... shoot up!"

The New York City Drug Enforcement Administration is releasing a packet properly titled, "Take Charge, Take Care". Justified by saying it is a "step by step guide on how to inject poison", it's really a 16 page pamphlet on how to prepare drugs carefully plus the how to nurture the veins. They used $32,000.00 of taxpayer's money on printing 70,000 fliers. My question is this: Where can I print my 16 page pamphlets for a low cost of $0.45? I bet you it's printed with laser inkjets too, none of that digital junk. Speaking of junk, anyone can now officially be an educated junky, so just remember "don't always inject in the same spot", this pamphlet is so beneficial to the community, reducing infected forearms across the country. This poster will be given out, amongst the pamplets on the fluctuating percentage of 20% of illiterate adults, who 14% of the 20% need to read this pamplet; but are unable to; therefore, a protest for free walkman's, and "pamplet's on cassett" will be held.